You know, my job is all about TRANSITIONS. Moving adeptly from one system to another. We constantly have to upgrade or transition to new servers, software, and courses. To be successful at my job is to be

WILY!

The principle of the Wily Beaver applies to many of life's challenges.

Tough Turkey

In the most famous picture from his trip to Baghdad, President Bush had
himself artfully photographed to look like he was serving turkey to the
troops. The image was emblazoned on front pages throughout the country - and
now appears to be an entirely false depiction.

According to the Washington Post, Bush was actually holding "a decoration,
not a serving plate." In other words, he was holding a prop, not real food,
and thus only pretending for the cameras to be serving up the holiday meal.

Time to get into the Christmas spirit, Assholes. I saw these guys on MTV, there video for 'I believe in a thing called love' was Rock-larious. It is a MUST see. But check out this Christmas video too, because its that time of year.




The boys from The Darkness are back. “Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)” is released through Must Destroy/Atlantic Records on December 15th.

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'In honour of the marvellous support bestowed upon us by the sweet people of the British Isles, we giveth unto thee the gift that keeps on giving. It might be a Christmas song but it still rocks in the unique Darkness fashion," says frontman Justin. http://www.virginradio.co.uk/music/artists/the_darkness/

So this is a joke.

Baby polar bear is walking around and he sees his older brother. Baby bear asks Older Brother bear, "Am I really a polar bear?"

Brother bear says, "Of course you are, dork."

Baby bear leaves Older Bear and finds his mom. Again he asks the same question. Mama bear says, "Of course you are, honey."

Well Baby Polar bear keeps this up for awhile. He asks his sister, his grandma, his grandpa, and his Aunt Bernice, and they all reassure his that he is a polar bear.

Finally he sees Father Polar Bear. Father Bear looks a little peterbed, and sits baby bear down for a talk. "What's all this fuss about you wondering whether you're a polar bear or not," he asks baby bear, "Your mom is a polar bear, your sister is, your brother is. Why wouldn't you be?"

"Well," explains Baby Bear, "I'm Freeeeeeeeeezing."


That's so funny to me.

Can someone tell that bearded dude from the Flaming Lips that all of us aren’t eating mushrooms every single day so most of that shit on their records doesn’t sound as bomb as he thinks it does.


read that on buddyhead today. those fuckers make me laugh.

This picture is taking forever to download. What the hell is it already?

OK it's about 2/3 done and I'm getting sick.

damn you hathet wound and your retching inducing pictures.

Wow, it sure is boring around here.

Here's a site to get the ball rolling again.