So this is a joke.
Baby polar bear is walking around and he sees his older brother. Baby bear asks Older Brother bear, "Am I really a polar bear?"
Brother bear says, "Of course you are, dork."
Baby bear leaves Older Bear and finds his mom. Again he asks the same question. Mama bear says, "Of course you are, honey."
Well Baby Polar bear keeps this up for awhile. He asks his sister, his grandma, his grandpa, and his Aunt Bernice, and they all reassure his that he is a polar bear.
Finally he sees Father Polar Bear. Father Bear looks a little peterbed, and sits baby bear down for a talk. "What's all this fuss about you wondering whether you're a polar bear or not," he asks baby bear, "Your mom is a polar bear, your sister is, your brother is. Why wouldn't you be?"
"Well," explains Baby Bear, "I'm Freeeeeeeeeezing."
That's so funny to me.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
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