Why does that cunt Starr Jones still have a job?

Wait, I answered my own question there.

On a similar topic, who on this planet doesn't think that Kevin Federline isn't a douche-bag that shouldn't be brought before a firing squad?? I honestly think this planet would be better off without him and others of his ilk.

Sorry, but my tivo records talk soup and best week ever and I'm watching them back to back. It can really bring the hate out of me.

So a friend of mine says check out T.I. "The King"

He says it was great.

Listened to a bit of it in the car this morning and I think it sucks.
What is wrong with him? Of course we have never been in full agreement on many things.

There was one song on it called "Stand up guy" that seems to be the club song on it but so far I haven't heard anything else worth my time.

Does anyone have musical selections to check out that won't make me angry?

To quote Flava Flav:

"It was you who chose your doom
You built a major can't get through
Now I've tried to help you all I can
but I can't do nothin' for you man"

I bet you don't even know what you've done?

Typical.

I blame you for this situation.

Wow, this is starting to get really boring.

So I've been fantasizing about having sex with a South American 18 year old. No one in particular, I just think it would be fun.


That should spice it up a bit around here.

Sick yesterday.

Sick today.

Tomorrow?

Today?

I've got nothing. Not a damn thing.

Fuck-a-duck.

Why do we make things harder on ourselves then we have to?

Some crazy woman at MoJo's last night came up to me started to strangle me with one hand and with the other unbuttoned her shirt.

Fuck!

The sirens just went off. Brace for round two...computer off.