All right. Tell me if I'm stupid for thinking this is cool.
I think it would be cool to have a friend who is psychic. But the only thing he can "sense" is wether or not a person in the immediate vicinity has to take a shit.
So imagine a scenerio. Your walking through the park with your psychic friend and a cute girl passes by and says hi. Your psychic friend gets a premonition and then says, "she's really gotta take a shit."