Mattie--
I stopped by your office today. I hope you had a safe trip to Champaign.
Maybe I'll grace you with my presence next week sometime. Be on your toes... You never know when I might show up..........

Who the fuck has an anger management problem?!?

Tell me now so I can kick their ass!

Song/Video of the day, "Move your feet" by Junior Senior

Hi Joe. Nice to see you.

Something for you scholars to marinate on while ya'll back in the skizzool.

"How could the search for ultimate truth have revealed so hideous and visceral-looking an object?"

When your teachers ask if you have any questions, throw that back at em.

Peace students! Good luck this semester.

Welcome to a new semester. School started today. Mattie I'll look you up on campus. (OTEL rules)