Yo, who be fuckin with the professors posts!

Betta watch out before you start a war BITCH!!!

YOU!

Bastards!

I'm back on top you stinking beavers. Hail the Administrator.

Can I have administrative access?

I'll be good, and it will stick it to Matt Komanecky the Nimrod.

What the hell happened to my administrative status? Matt K? You nimrod. Gimme back my status.

Sometimes I feel like that kid....


Anyway. The Cubs are finally finished. Thank God. If I had to hear one more story about a smelly goat or the years 1908 and 1945, I would probably lose my mind and start eating all these Japanese beatles flying around Illinois. The Cubs are losers. That's a story?

bang bang
he shot me down
bang bang
down to the ground
bang bang

Kill Bill was so fun. I'm with Eric now, in the Matrix-hater's club. I tried to defend that peice of monochrome crap for awhile, but I've realized how futile and pretentious those sequals are. Right up there with the Star Wars prequels.

Mike, gimme my admin rights back! Then go back to Bloomington.

Fuck work. It's a beautiful autumn day. Even a hardcore gansta like me can see that.

to work or not to work? that is the question.

Mattie
are you guys coming over tonight?
it's BYOB!!!!

Josh saw kill bill twice this weekend... he says it awesome

October!? I thought the plaid show was NOVEMBER! I'm still willing, but ERIC may not have requested the night OFF.

Matt: You..are...a sod?
Mark Clotfelter: arhhh?
Mark Clotfelter: you need to replace the 's' with a small 'g'
Matt: Main Entry: sod
Function: noun
Etymology: short for sodomite
Date: 1818
chiefly British : BUGGER
Mark Clotfelter: lol
Mark Clotfelter: wow! not good
Mark Clotfelter: you Bugger
Matt: Bugger off
Mark Clotfelter: right-o chap
Matt: The British love sodomy humor.
Matt: Don't we all.

Mongolian Hordes technique

[poss. from the Sixties counterculture expression `Mongolian clusterfuck' for a public orgy] Development by gang bang. Implies that large numbers of inexperienced programmers are being put on a job better performed by a few skilled ones (but see bazaar). Also called `Chinese Army technique'; see also Brooks's Law.

Go back to Bloomington, you bastard! Nobody wants you here!

Ok, here is what happened.

You see, Mike moved back into town. Then he came over to my house without calling first. Just showed up at the back door and knocked REALLY LOUDLY! I can't take it any more!

I'm starting a campaign: Get Mike out of Springfield.

Who's with me?

Why be a bitch? It's your fuckin blog. You could at least explain the situation and talk shit about him.

This will be my last post for awhile. Mike has pissed me off.