a joke:

a guy calls up his wife from the office and the maid answers the phone. he asks the maid to put his wife on the phone, and the maid says she is upstairs having sex with her boyfriend. the man becomes enraged and tells the maid there is a shotgun in the hall closet, and he orders the maid to kill them both. the maid leaves and shoots them both dead.

the maid gets back on the phone and asks what does he want her to do now. he tells her to throw thier bodies in the back yard pool. she asks, "what pool?"

so he says, "Is this 658-9089."

ha ha ha

Hello 2003. It feels right. Fuck you 2002 and all the fear you brought. President Bush and the people who control him had me (erroneously) scared for my life. Lying Bastards with their made up fucking threats. AArrgh!

Matt,
Your neck is funny. Happy New Year to all. :-)

I have finished making my flash movie. I am really proud of it. It took me several days to learn Flash and then to create my masterpiece. You will need to download a Flash player plug-in from Macromedia into your browser if you have not done so already. Enjoy!

My Neck

Personally, I've always been against sex, Umm I mean cloning because it perverts the sanctity of sex. but so does anal, so I'm gonna let this cloning thing slide.

Has anyone seen the Two Towers? Are any of you sci-fi or fantasy geeks? Even so, you might enjoy THE TWO TOWERS WAITING-IN-LINE JOURNAL
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Gangs of New York is a kick ass movie. Leo is so hot. I want a Leonardo DiCaprio clone so I can pretend I am part of his entourage, and also to have sex with him.

Matt Drudge is a homo! (Not that there is anything is wrong with that)

Now that is some fine reporting. My favorite story this year came out just at the finish line. Yes, the "Space aliens cloned my baby!" story. The Vatican, 16 million southern baptists, the White house, and the SJ-R are all highly pissed off that some "rogue" scientists cloned a human baby. What makes this story so sweet is the people who did the cloning. Clonaid, the company responsible for the birth of the possible first cloned baby, has ties to a sect calling themselves Raelians, who believe that extra-terrestrials genetically created human beings. Sex, death and birth are tied into this story, and cleary, the Church is jeolous.

If there is one thing a religious zealot cannot stand, it is another religious zealot.

In an SJ-R article, there was a comment from a Saudi cleric who implied that cloning can be used to create sex slaves. He says that would be "sinful, sinful, sinful." First of all, why do religious types think of sex first, and why do we care what a Saudi cleric thinks?

Cults, aliens, cloned babies, the Church, and plenty of demogoguery to go around. I am a happy man.

Sect and the situation comedy: Rael tells the gang he has cloned a baby

Human cloning claim - for Rael?
'First Dolly, then Eve. Now my aim is to use cloning to change humankind'

The Raelian Revolution