a joke:

a guy calls up his wife from the office and the maid answers the phone. he asks the maid to put his wife on the phone, and the maid says she is upstairs having sex with her boyfriend. the man becomes enraged and tells the maid there is a shotgun in the hall closet, and he orders the maid to kill them both. the maid leaves and shoots them both dead.

the maid gets back on the phone and asks what does he want her to do now. he tells her to throw thier bodies in the back yard pool. she asks, "what pool?"

so he says, "Is this 658-9089."

ha ha ha