Mommmmmmy! Can I go out and kill tonight? - glenn danzig

Hands up and scream - who loves their mom?


Happy Mother's Day to all the beaver's moms.

I've been watching commercials on espn golf highlights, and I'm wondering what kind of person it takes to really hate dandelions?

answer? REPUBLICANS

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Do you remember the cartoon for the Hulk? Ahh...memories.
Does not capitalizing all the letters in HULK piss you off wanker.

It was totally worth it. The HULK will be too.

Wicked. So it's worth the $7.50?

I'm not so sure about the hulk.

I saw X-Men 2 last night.

I was worth it to see Ian McKellan as Magneto levitate. All the characters kicked ass.

The special effects get more spectacular every year. There were more stunning special effects in the previews for The HULK and the Matrix than I have ever seen in years previous.

I am a flaming jackass.

Your a flaming jackass.

I'm a man of faith.

I'm a man of wonder.

I'm a man of the law.

I'm a man of science.

I love giant sea creatures.

Yes yes, very nice, but the Giant Squid is more impressive.

The Giant Squid (Architeuthis) is one of the largest squids (and invertebrate, animal without a backbone). It swims the oceans at great depths. No one has ever seen a living Giant Squid. Only dead examples have been found.

These soft-bodied cephalopods are fast-moving carnivores that catch prey with their tentacles, then poison it with a bite from beak-like jaws. They move by squirting water from the mantle through the siphon, a type of jet propulsion. The Giant Squid's only enemy is the sperm whale, who hunts it deep in the ocean.

Anatomy: The largest-known Architeuthis was 57 feet (17.5 m) long. They have eight arms, two longer feeding tentacles, a beak, a large head, and two eyes, each the size of a basketball. They breathe using gills.

Diet: Giant squid are fast-moving carnivores (meat-eaters) that catch prey (probably large marine creatures) with their two feeding tentacles, then hold the prey with the eight arms and bite it into small pieces using a parrot-like beak. The esophagus runs through the brain, so the food must be in small pieces before swallowing.

The "big red" jellyfish uses its arms to feed (Image: MBARI) Scientists at Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute in Moss Landing found a new species of jellyfish off the Farallon Islands near San Francisco. Here are some facts about Big Red, as they call it. Distinctive features: A yard-wide fleshy red bell, four to seven thick arms with wartlike clusters of stinging cells. Lives: 2,000 to 4,800 feet below the surface of the Pacific Ocean, as well as in the Sea of Cortez, in Monterey Bay, and off Hawaii and Japan. Population: So far, 23 have been found by researchers.

Tonight is Ween. Happy day.

And I got the time.

matty b. i might be a little late here, but I we gotta see the lips too. what is this q101 block party all about? count me in if you can get the tix. i got the money honey.

I just saw a woman use an alias of SimPanda. Now if that isn't a huggable name, I don't know what is. Of course she was complaining to me about the beastiality spam that she recieved, so that knocks the cuteness factor down a couple points.

Mmmm. Gyros.

I'll make an exception to my vegatarianism to eat lamb.

That's exactly what I'm talking about Mr. Natale.

"Greetings friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So use it. And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay! Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."

I wish I had friends that stop by around 1 in the afternoon with greasy bags of lunch. "Hey Mikey, I thought you might like some gryos."

That's like a fantasy I've had.

You should go. They're on my lists of bands to always see now.