I like Coldplay and all, but be wary of anyone who says, "They're the new __________ for your generation."

CD's: They're the new cassette tapes for your generation.
Pepsi: They're the new cola for your generation.
Terrorists: They're the new Red Scare for your generation.
Democrats: : They're the new Republicans for your generation.

Anybody saying that shit is almost immediatley looking down on "your" generation. And he should, because your generation is a bunch of stupid, tastless, fad-chasing morons.

Drugs and the music of the Beatles or Pink Floyd is a well-trodden area, and I have nothing new to add to the argument.
Although no amount of drugs I could take could make Lincoln Park or Chevelle sound any better. I would like to enhance my rap music listening experience with psychedelics though. I bet that would be out-fucking-rageous. Fo-shizzle. Now you are fucking dead, nigga! Cuz I just shot ya.

Monica, tell Josh (If he hasn't been told already by one of your family members) that if he ever hurts you, he will be in a world of shit.
So he better not ever hurt you.

Tell him that.

Matt B: the new lucinda album is f'n righteous.

I once heard that you should never date someone that has "more problems" then you. By problems, I mean personal issues and what not. Does anyone else believe this to be true?

Some asshole at work today (who is about 5 years older then me) was going on and on about Pink Floyd being the greatest rock band of all time. I told him Pink Floyd is complete shit (which completely pissed him off) and then he asked me if I like Coldplay. "Coldplay?" I asked, "they're allright I guess." Him: "allright? They're only the new pink floyd for your generation."

what an asshole. fuck coldplay.

Anyway, next we started talking about music and taking drugs. I've never like the arguement that a band is great when your on drugs. Everything is great when your on drugs. That's a good reason to take drugs - to make shitty bands sound better.

So which is better? The Beatles before or after they started dropping acid? Personally, I like the Beatles before their acid albums.

Memory is a filter we see our experiences through. It is a part of the inherent doubleness in human nature.

Jan.16/84 (Toronto)

Dobbs: You see, Bob, this whole dimension - nature, the universe - is a spiralling doubleness. We did not create this doubleness - God did. But everything human beings created - what I call Second Nature - includes doubleness, but it's doubleness squared. It's a structure of fourness, but First Nature doesn't have fourness, only doubleness.

Marshall: Can you give me some examples?

Dobbs: The amoeba splits, DNA works with RNA, you've got two eyes, two ears, etc., you look at objects through the filter of memory - doubleness, it never changes in First Nature. But with Second Nature its artifacts' constituents change the structure of other artifacts which in turn respond and alter the original artifacts. Language registers these changes and then we recognize patterns in those changes.

ANDROID MEME'S XENOCHRONY PART 9

I've learned that receipts are very important today:

Brothel ordered to reimburse man for sex he could not remember having
Reuters

April 11, 2003, 10:21 AM EDT

BERLIN - A German court has ordered a brothel to reimburse a man charged for sex he could not remember having, after the establishment failed to provide an itemized receipt for services rendered.

``The brothel failed to provide concrete documentation of the prices and services provided,'' said court spokesman Vera Huth in the western town of Duesseldorf on Friday.

``They should have, for example, listed two sexual intercourse sessions at 600 euros, oral sex at 300 euros or anal sex at 400 euros a go,'' she told Reuters.

The man told the court he had been too drunk to remember what sexual services he may have ordered at the brothel in Kaarst. The establishment charged him 9,000 euros on his credit card. The brothel owner testified he had ordered the ``full program.''
Copyright © 2003, South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Today's selection - "Blame it on the Boogie" Jackson 5

An activity for an agitated resident may be piano music or other recordings of sounds and types of calming music.

G. ACTIVITIES FOR RESIDENTS WITH ALZHEIMER OR OTHER TYPES OF DEMENTIA
The key to appropriate programming for residents with dementia is to link them with their former lives. The activity director should identity these residents’ interests and activities they had before they developed the disabling condition, then adapt the interests to the activity. For example, a resident liked to bake apple pies. When the pie-baking resident entered the facility, she had the apple pie recipe and could help other residents make the apple pie. Later on, as the dementia progressed, she could hold the recipe, and give some instructions as other residents made the apple pie. Still later, she could smell the cinnamon and apples as she watched the pie being made.

Excerpt from Supplemental Module # 9: A Quality Activity Program Indicates a Quality of Life for All Residents, Pre-publication Edition I, which I am currently making editing corrections on for Margaret.

I retract my previous message. Listen to "Inner City Blues" by Marvin Gaye instead.

It is heart-warming to know that though the human spirit is risilient and hopeful, Hollywood will always put out crappy movies. Take Phonebooth for example. The reviewer in the SJ-R today called screenwriter Cohen a B-movie hack, and we all know how much Joel Schumaker sucks for putting nipples on Batman and Robin and teaming up Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins.

I have an idea for a scene to put into Kindergarten Cop 2. Arnold can take the kids to Hooters since it's the closest restaurant within walking distance of the school that will accomodate 30 kids.
Kindergarten Cop
"Ar yoo enjoying yor chickan vings, children?"

And just when I thought I could have been mistaken about the global cabal planning to install a one world government and religion, I hear that the man the Pentagon is pushing to be the next Iraqi leader is, you guessed it, a banker from a wealthy family who has been in exile from Iraq for years.

I wish I had a picture (or statue) of Saddam in my apartment. I wanna slap my sandels on Saddam too.

It's official. Liberated Iraq.

I'm going to be away for awhile. Opening up an Olive Garden is Basra.

GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES. THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

That will be sad if you loose employment Matt. Don't dwell on it. I expect to be fired any day.

I have a special message for everyone - Iraqi citizens, American and British troops; Conservatives who think that Hollywood, terrorists, and communists are their enemies; Liberals who think that conservatives, Big businesses, and the Bush Administration are their enemies; my future boss, anyone afraid of terrorists, and the governments of the world, and all my friends and family on this blog:

We're In This Together

i've become impossible
holding on to when
when everything seemed to matter more
the two of us
(all used) all used and beaten up
watching fate as it flows down the path
we have chose

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
if the world should break in two
until the very end of me
until the very end of you

awake to the sound as they peel apart the skin
they pick and they pull
trying to get their fingers in
well they've got to kill what we found
well they've got to hate what they fear
well they've got to make it go away
well they've got to make it disappear

the further i fall i'm beside you
as lost as i get i will find you
the deeper the wound i'm inside you
for ever and ever i am a part of

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
if the world should break in two
until the very end of me
until the very end of you

all that we were is gone we have to hold on
all that we were is gone, but we have to hold on
when all our hope is gone we have to hold on
all that we were is gone but we can hold on

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

Nine Inch Nails

Here at the Office of Technology - Enhanced Learning, we deal with online programs and courses. They may cut every Graduate Assistantship if they have to reduce the budget by 8%.

What is OTEL? We have lost 10% of staff in our agency.

Budget cuts are threatening all are jobs here at OTEL. It's a little shocking. I thought I had job security.

Do you really want to know the whorifying truth? It may shock and disturb. :) Is it time for a new name? I think B-ligerant Drunk might be more fitting.

Song o' the day "Mighty Healthy" by Ghostface Killa

Here's to nakedness and happiness!
here is a question..... Why are Whore's always so Angry?

"I don't want to talk about reality. You don't want to hear about reality. Why cry when you can fuck?"

As true today as when it was written.

Al in mesure & meþe watz mad þe vengiaunce,
& efte amended with a mayden þat make had neuer.
Bot in þe þryd watz forþrast al þat þryue schuld:
Þer watz malys mercyles & mawgre much scheued,
Þat watz for fylþe vpon folde þat þe folk vsed,
Þat þen wonyed in þe worlde withouten any maysterz.

Cleanness, ANONYMOUS (1100-1945)

"the cognitive thrill of pattern recognition"

I realized why my job makes me uncomfortable and why it is necessary that I experience it. I'm used to being a wage slave, paid by the hour. In the hourly world, your job performance is based on what tasks you accomplish within your shift. In my first State job, internship, and now here at UIS, work time and performance stretch out over longer periods of time. I'm not judged on what I do on a minute-by-minute basis, as in a restaurant or a warehouse; I'm judged by larger projects completed over months of time.

That has been uncomfortable to adjust to. For awhile there I was always worried I would be fired any minute. I needed this experience to expand my concept of work time, to not be so compartmentalized and slaved to the ticking clock.

"It's hip to be politally aware" -Robert Thompson -Editor Times of London -4/4/03 C-Span

He was referring to people in the entertainment industry. I feel the quote below is better fitting.

"Think of how stupid the average person is...then realize that half the people in the world are stupider than them" -George Carlin

Vance call me

Vance call me

Vance call me

Love, Happiness, Love, Love, Happiness.

Typical day in Monica's life.

Bugs get squashed. Death to puppies.

Hate Anger, Hate Hate Anger.

Typical ending.

You know you love it. It is a cute little puppy, for chrisake!

I woke up this morning and realized to my dismay that I had turned into a bug. Driving to work was difficult with these eight skinny legs. Monica, I may not be able to go out tonight, for the shame of being seen and ridiculed in public. I must be the loneliest bug alive.

You can take the love and shove it up your ass!

I don't need that shit on my screen at work.

Sorry, but I'm angry. Don't take it seriously.

I must say, the Da Ali G Show is quite good. I downloaded one file called Enviromental Republicans are Evil. Shows like this make me wish I had cable.

Reign of Fire was good if you can let yourself believe the premise that dragons could and have taken over the world. Matthew McConaughey and Christian Bale are bearded and hunky.

I'm actually for the war, not out fear of phantom terrorists like these idiot country singers, but because American conscienceness exported to that part of the world has positive benefits.

"And then shall many be offended" [Mat 24:10]

Bush = Nazi tool

Question from Zshiek an Ask Sollog Fan

Hi Sollog,

Is it a coincidence that War started on the 3rd day of the 3rd week of the 3rd month of the 3rd year of the 3rd century (Millennium)?

Answer from Sollog

Greetings,

George W. Bush is an ADMITTED MEMBER of Skull and Bones. It is a SECRET SATANIC SOCIETY and his father and grandfather belonged to it as well. THIS IS A WELL KNOWN FACT that has even been pointed out in the media. However, they do not tell you directly about the sinister evil that is THE SKULL AND BONES.

The father of George Bush showed he was SKULL AND BONES when he used the phrase "THE NEW WORLD ORDER" in one of his Presidential speeches.

The ignorant and uninformed masses of the world don't believe in things like BLACK MAGICK. George W. Bush and his family and his fellow bonesmen ALL PRACTICE BLACK MAGICK!

In Black Magick great importance is put on certain numbers. 666 is THE BEAST. Those familiar with Revelations know 666 personifies evil. Half of 666 is 333, it is the female aspect of the beast to some in BLACK MAGICK. 333 is also connected to Choronzon the Arch Angel of Daath. Choronzon can be considered to be the major DEMON of Black Magick.

IT WAS NO MISTAKE that the DARK FORCES that control the White House and George W. Bush CHOSE the 3rd Week of the 3rd Month of the Third year of the Third Millennium to show WHO CONTROLS THE WAR IN IRAQ! IT IS PURE EVIL.

The double three (33) is the highest degree in Masonic Rites.

The whole city of Washington DC was built based upon Masonic Numerology. It even appears in the design of US Currency.

Most within the USA are clueless and don't believe that EVIL SATANIC SOCITIES control their government, large businesses and media. BUT THEY DO.

Within the Ivy League schools of the USA EVIL SECRET SOCITIES operate freely. They all choose the brightest or best connected students to enter their EVIL SECRET CULTS. Skull and Bones is just one such satanic cult that controls many aspects of American life. For generations the future leaders of the USA were chosen to become BLACK MAGICK occultists in Ivy League Schools. The general population has been led to believe that such things don't exist. YET THEY DO!

For George W. Bush to OPENLY START THE WAR ON IRAQ on such an EVIL AND HOLY DAY IN BLACK MAGICK was an arrogant and egotistical action.

GEORGE W. BUSH IS PURE EVIL.

GEORGE W. BUSH IS A PRACTICING BLACK MAGICK OCCULTIST!

BLACK MAGICK has been used to pollute the minds of America for years.

Vance's Note: It is quite possible that Sollog is an agent of Satan, or at least a false prophet.

"And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you." [Mat 24:4]
"For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many." [Mat 24:5]
And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet. [Mat 24:6]

Now we know why he fears God. Because He struck Limbaugh deaf!

I read that Rush Limbaugh went deaf. God is telling him that since he won't listen, he doesn't need his hearing.

You must show us pictures!

Purple Dress Day is officially over. It was very successful. My day started at 7 a.m. when I went to decorate the reception hall. From there is was getting my hair done at 10:30 a.m.. at some upscale hair place out west. Fancy. I went for a Marilyn Monroe-ish hairdo. It turned out great. Then off to my parents house for lunch. Off to the church at 1. Put on purple dresses, pose for many many pictures. My face hurt from smiling. The ceremony went well... then directly after that there were MORE pictures. GEEZ. Then off to the reception. GOOD TIMES. My family met Josh on friday night and he was at the wedding on saturday too. He was a big hit. My neices and nephews are in love with the guy. After said reception there was drinking at the brewhaus and the underground city tavern. I had to carry two drunk people from the bar and get their asses home.
I sincerely hope that everyone elses Saturday was as eventful and exciting as my own! Have a great Sunday Beavers.

My new name makes me happy, but I'm suspiciously angry about that.

My movies for the next couple days are Pi (Can't find a key on my keyboard with that sign, conspiracy?), Signs, Boondock Saints, and a documentary called Standing in the Shadows of Motown.

Storytelling was odd, the first one was short and you expected it to be like that throughout. Powerpuff Girls is always a winner. That did you think about Reign of Fire? Haven't seen it yet.