Monday, April 07, 2003

You know you love it. It is a cute little puppy, for chrisake!

I woke up this morning and realized to my dismay that I had turned into a bug. Driving to work was difficult with these eight skinny legs. Monica, I may not be able to go out tonight, for the shame of being seen and ridiculed in public. I must be the loneliest bug alive.
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