I like Coldplay and all, but be wary of anyone who says, "They're the new __________ for your generation."
CD's: They're the new cassette tapes for your generation.
Pepsi: They're the new cola for your generation.
Terrorists: They're the new Red Scare for your generation.
Democrats: : They're the new Republicans for your generation.
Anybody saying that shit is almost immediatley looking down on "your" generation. And he should, because your generation is a bunch of stupid, tastless, fad-chasing morons.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Saturday, April 12, 2003
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