I like Coldplay and all, but be wary of anyone who says, "They're the new __________ for your generation."

CD's: They're the new cassette tapes for your generation.
Pepsi: They're the new cola for your generation.
Terrorists: They're the new Red Scare for your generation.
Democrats: : They're the new Republicans for your generation.

Anybody saying that shit is almost immediatley looking down on "your" generation. And he should, because your generation is a bunch of stupid, tastless, fad-chasing morons.