When are you guys going to realize? It is the animals that rule HUMANS!

We must break free from the Tyranny of the Turtle!
We must interupt the Machinations of the Monkey!
We must stop the Persecution of the Platypus!
And we must oppose the Will of the Wily Beaver!!!

If we humans can band together, we can stop these foul creatures and their insidious plan to enslave all 6 billion of us. But we must act quickly.