you heard of 8 minute abs? well i'll give you 7 min abs for 20$, and we gaurantee just as good a work out as the 8 minute folks. if you aren't satisfied we'll give you the extra minute for free. and don't bring up 6 minute abs, nobody could work out in 6 miniutes, you wouldnt even break a sweat. 7 is the magic number, you know 7 chimpmunks in my grandmothers tree, it's brie time baby! you know that old children's tale from the sea don't you? step into my office. why? because you're fuckin fired!!!