Hey kids!

It's that time of the month again for me to pretend like I give a damn about the blog. Here's some stupid garbage I've thought up.

Joke #1 Why don't ducks wear pants? Because if they did, then Monica wouldn't think they look funny.

Joke #2 Why did Monica call me up this morning and not leave a message. Because she saw a duck not wearing any pants and started laughing so hard she forgot she called me!

oh shit.... funny