Hey kids!
It's that time of the month again for me to pretend like I give a damn about the blog. Here's some stupid garbage I've thought up.
Joke #1 Why don't ducks wear pants? Because if they did, then Monica wouldn't think they look funny.
Joke #2 Why did Monica call me up this morning and not leave a message. Because she saw a duck not wearing any pants and started laughing so hard she forgot she called me!
oh shit.... funny
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Saturday, March 06, 2004
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