HMMMM. Point taken, just like the panties from the neighbor lady's bedroom you stole.

What's the reverse sexist remark for "All women are sluts"? I'm not saying they are, that would be wrong and sexist. I'm all about gender equality.

Since we are on the subject, Kim told me I turned her into a whore. She is really funny. I'm serious, she cracks me up. Who says shit like that? It's funny because she is so cute and sweet, you don't expect it, like watching a butterfly curse obscenely while fluttering about the flowers.

Party at my house Friday kids, all are welcome. Doesn't start till 9:00.