Hello, my quiet little soldiers! The war is not yet lost.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermind".

As for carrot cake, "The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has named The Cheesecake Factory’s Carrot Cake as its Food Porn of the Month for June, for having 1,560 calories and 84 grams of fat, 23 of them saturated, in one slice. The average adult consumes about 2,000 calories in an entire day..."

Carrot Cake on Steroids