Growing up in a "broken home" has been an great experience for me. I had two dads. Everyone should have more then one.
Dads - they come a dime a dozen, but I had a really good one.

Joe - where you been? You're the smartest funniest beaver here. Where the hell you been?

I mean - Jaysus H. Callamity. Say something.

Furthermore: did conservatisist bite the holy one? Where is that conservative jerk tayter?