Saturday, July 19, 2003

I bet cats think humans are weird and unpredictable. Bianca has a gay cat named Fred, but I call him Phred. Phred totally wants me to finger his butthole-- Sorry Phred, I can only have sexual relations with one creature at a time. Not like those Mormons and Tennessee rednecks.
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