How many athiests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't believe in light bulbs!
How many sadomasochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to fit the bulb up his ass backwards and one to spin him around upside down in the leather ceiling contraption.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Monday, April 14, 2003
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