Not quite queer, If you bring the pils, I'll bring the tix.

It's a Sunday night in April (doesn't that sound nice? I'm looking at the snow-covered soccor fields out my window).

Sedaris ticket prices vary upon where you are sitting. For example:

Mezzanine Center Rear $27.00
Balcony Left Rear $27.00
Balcony Center $30.00
Balcony Right Wing $33.00
Mezzanine Center $35.00
Orchestra Left $35.00

Where to sit? They let you pick.