When I said I wanted to go to Kansas City, I meant I wanted to go 50 years ago when bow ties were all the rage.
I'd like to see the next grand theft auto adventure take place in KC. Maybe one of your missions would be to kill the campaigning presidential hopeful Strom Thurmond, circa 1950.
I talked to Joe Natale today about his absence from the beav, and he said he's been really irritable lately due to his high blood pressure. Mom and I suggested he take more bubble baths.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Wednesday, December 25, 2002
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