If there are no good or bad puns, can someone think of a clever use of popery/potpourri?

Continuing our potpourri of Pope news: Report: Pope Lying on Ice Tray

"I think you will find that he's been chilled and the body may be lying on an ice-tray. He's not got a wax mask so I should say that they have embalmed him at least from the neck upwards and they will have covered the body in skin creams. I am confident that his head's had cream all over it."