Little Boy Blue said they're keeping a bottle of furbreez by the pope for when it gets a little to hairy.
We can make jokes like that because we're Catholics. I don't one any of you elitist atheists and feminist witches making Pope jokes.
Something I'd like too see and have a video tape of: Whiskey Whipping Chubby.
Little Boy Blue also has a cat with a mole the size of a ping pong ball. That cat is the ugliest old lady I've ever seen, and now she's trying to rub her mole on me.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
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