Little Boy Blue said they're keeping a bottle of furbreez by the pope for when it gets a little to hairy.

We can make jokes like that because we're Catholics. I don't one any of you elitist atheists and feminist witches making Pope jokes.

Something I'd like too see and have a video tape of: Whiskey Whipping Chubby.

Little Boy Blue also has a cat with a mole the size of a ping pong ball. That cat is the ugliest old lady I've ever seen, and now she's trying to rub her mole on me.