My neighbors are out of town for the weekend, and their cats have decided to make my apartment their apartment for the next couple of days. One of their kitties is so damn fat that everytime she jumps on my chair it feels like the whole chair is gonna tip over and fling me out the window. That's a damn fat cat.

Nice lullaby Matt. the lullabys are better sung then written. why don't you call up us beavers a little later tonight

should i feel stupid that i don't understand saturday night live jokes, or should i feel smarter?