12. Barbara Bush

"she remarked of poor people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, 'What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas.' A true aristocrat, she sees poor people as another species."

The Aristocrats. That was a funny movie. The punchline is better if you think of Barbara Bush as one of the family members who walk into the talent agent's office. Seriously, she should shit on stage, have her son sodomize her, and then role around in piss.

What? Bob Saget can say it but I can't?