Sexist jokes

A sexist joke is one that expresses the sexist belief that one gender or sex is somehow superior to the other. These are usually told nowadays in conjunction with the Sick Joke category, meaning that they are not intended to be funny because the speaker holds that opinion, but that they are funny for the shock value.

Examples

Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!

Q: Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
A: To get oxygen to his brain!

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman!

Q: A woman gets hit by a car. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the woman's fault - what was she doing outside the kitchen?

Q: A woman gets hit by a bike. Whose fault is it?
A: It's the driver's fault for driving into a kitchen.

Q: Why do they slap babies on the bottom when they're born?
A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.