Yes my sister is pregnant, and she is going to have a girl. I want them to name her after a cereal.
Speaking of getting shagged Monica:
I've been going to the family video store on sixth street and have noticed a new girl working there. She's pretty cute, and has a great smile. I was thinking about asking her out on a date, until I realized she was your sister. Holy Shit!
So, I came to the conclusion that she's been trying to seduce me.
This is the first time one of your sisters has tried to seduce me.
Has my brother ever tried to seduce you, and, question two, do you find my brother sexually attractive?
Oh yeah, more small world shit. I found a place to stay. I am moving into an apartment above the Brewhaus that was once occupied by Denise.
Denise apparantly does find Matt Woo sexually attractive. They had sex two nights ago. Anyway, all this means is that Matt Woo is going to be living on my coach now, because although Denise is planning on moving out, Mat Woo does not plan on going anywhere.. So I will inherit my brother when I move into the apartment. I think that is kind of creepy. At least until Denise and Matt become sexually fustrated and re-establish the ties of their relationship, and Matt moves back in with her.
My step-dad's cpu just crashed. Did you guys hear that?
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
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