My sister's name is Meredith. She has wanted to seduce you for years. I just never thought to mention it.

And if I think that your brother is sexually attractive I would never admit it to anyone.
The cereal name that you want for your future potential niece is....... not Fruit Loop.... Not Apple Jack but perhaps... Captain Crunch or even Cocoa Puff.
Think about it... you can get back to me.

Here's wishing all past present and future beavers a lovely weekend. I'll be canoeing my life away. I hope that I don't fall out of the canoe and DIE! Wish me luck!

M