Sometime this week a 70 dollar broom was stolen off of the porch of one of our more distinguished beavers. I'm proposing we put together a Beaver Neighborhood Posse Watch to discourage this type of behavior from happening on our big beautiful porches. Strap on your claws, kids. There is an enemy within our mist. The world is and always was a dangerous place for beavers. Now and forever we stand on our two hind legs and fight for what is right.