I'm managing Joe's Fantasy Baseball league while he's out vacationing in D.C.
The name of his team is nien inch snails - which is a pretty funny name, by all accounts. I think it's German, but I could be wrong.
The team he's put together is a talented bunch, but they're just not performing to the standards that they should be. I'm thinking about using corporal punishment.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
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