OK. Check it. This is what I've been up to lately. I'm currently learning how to do squirrl calls.

"chic kchh chica, kichh - kee kee kee." That means, "I am fucking hating you."

"Keeechh eek chik chik cheeka, chick week chic." Translates into, "I can't find any fucking nuts, fuck you."

"Cheek eech chik wick." Means, "Get out of that fucking tree."

I've learned something from studying squirrls.