Welcome back Monica. Things got a little crazy here at the blog while you were away. Howard Dean told everybody that you were dead, and then Matt K. suggested we replace you with some wierd guy named d L3373r. And while all this was happening I had this really funny post about me not knowing how to drive an automatic transmission, and later Howard Dean said it was the most fucking hilarious thing he's ever read. And then Matt K. said he wanted to see your sister is a swimsuit calender.