Hey Matt. This is Mike Mann. I am the most popular beaver.

Did you guys hear George Bush fell off his bike? John Kerry asked if it was because he took his training wheels off. How funny is that?

Matt, your "humor is dead" link doesn't work because the site went down after it came to the conclusion that the phrase "(something) is dead" is dead. Now that is funny.

Oh, and also Matt, I cannot come and visit you because I've come to the realization that you are a complete psychopath.

This girl at work today (who has an incredle ass) told me today that she is on anti-psychotics. I wanted to tell her that I knew already, but I kept my mouth shut.

I think we should take anti-psychotics.

All right. All right. I am going to do an impression now:

"I don't know why you people don't get it. Are you really so stupid that you can't see that we are at war with these people. These people want to kill you, and you want to protect them. And that is exactly what is going to happen if you vote for that man. Are you people really that stupid?"