a joke:

a guy calls up his wife from the office and the maid answers the phone. he asks the maid to put his wife on the phone, and the maid says she is upstairs having sex with her boyfriend. the man becomes enraged and tells the maid there is a shotgun in the hall closet, and he orders the maid to kill them both. the maid leaves and shoots them both dead.

the maid gets back on the phone and asks what does he want her to do now. he tells her to throw thier bodies in the back yard pool. she asks, "what pool?"

so he says, "Is this 658-9089."

ha ha ha

Hello 2003. It feels right. Fuck you 2002 and all the fear you brought. President Bush and the people who control him had me (erroneously) scared for my life. Lying Bastards with their made up fucking threats. AArrgh!

Matt,
Your neck is funny. Happy New Year to all. :-)

I have finished making my flash movie. I am really proud of it. It took me several days to learn Flash and then to create my masterpiece. You will need to download a Flash player plug-in from Macromedia into your browser if you have not done so already. Enjoy!

My Neck

Personally, I've always been against sex, Umm I mean cloning because it perverts the sanctity of sex. but so does anal, so I'm gonna let this cloning thing slide.

Has anyone seen the Two Towers? Are any of you sci-fi or fantasy geeks? Even so, you might enjoy THE TWO TOWERS WAITING-IN-LINE JOURNAL
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Gangs of New York is a kick ass movie. Leo is so hot. I want a Leonardo DiCaprio clone so I can pretend I am part of his entourage, and also to have sex with him.

Matt Drudge is a homo! (Not that there is anything is wrong with that)

Now that is some fine reporting. My favorite story this year came out just at the finish line. Yes, the "Space aliens cloned my baby!" story. The Vatican, 16 million southern baptists, the White house, and the SJ-R are all highly pissed off that some "rogue" scientists cloned a human baby. What makes this story so sweet is the people who did the cloning. Clonaid, the company responsible for the birth of the possible first cloned baby, has ties to a sect calling themselves Raelians, who believe that extra-terrestrials genetically created human beings. Sex, death and birth are tied into this story, and cleary, the Church is jeolous.

If there is one thing a religious zealot cannot stand, it is another religious zealot.

In an SJ-R article, there was a comment from a Saudi cleric who implied that cloning can be used to create sex slaves. He says that would be "sinful, sinful, sinful." First of all, why do religious types think of sex first, and why do we care what a Saudi cleric thinks?

Cults, aliens, cloned babies, the Church, and plenty of demogoguery to go around. I am a happy man.

Sect and the situation comedy: Rael tells the gang he has cloned a baby

Human cloning claim - for Rael?
'First Dolly, then Eve. Now my aim is to use cloning to change humankind'

The Raelian Revolution

they got some crazy little women

one day i'm gonna get me one

i might take a plane

i might take a train

if i gotta walk . .. it's all the same

12 st and 9, drinking Kansas City wine

KC here I come

adios beavers i'm moving to the city of kansas city

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well Joe Welcome back. I hope you had a good christmas and that Mike didn't cause your blood pressure to go up. That MRS N5 is a funny lady!!!!

"Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"

How about saying to her "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Walk up to a girl and start giggling at her. When she asks you what the hell's going on, say: "Aw shucks ... you just tickled my heart."

When I said I wanted to go to Kansas City, I meant I wanted to go 50 years ago when bow ties were all the rage.
I'd like to see the next grand theft auto adventure take place in KC. Maybe one of your missions would be to kill the campaigning presidential hopeful Strom Thurmond, circa 1950.

I talked to Joe Natale today about his absence from the beav, and he said he's been really irritable lately due to his high blood pressure. Mom and I suggested he take more bubble baths.

Matt........... That one is great. I would laugh. 8-)
I miss Joe Natale. Are we too boring for him?

I have a pick up line, it goes like this: "Ahem, Is that a sweater you're wearing, or are you just a pretty lady?"

Foxy!

Kansas City is over rated. I've been there........ the drive wasn't worth it. Anyhow, Mike I like it when guys leer at me. Sure--what girl doesn't. I like for the guy to use ridiculous pick up lines that make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, you're in!

Michael, crazy idea, but why don't you just ask them out for a end of semester celebration?

I've been to Kansas City before. It's alright, nothing special. Wish I would have run into these individuals with the bow ties though. Sounds fun.

Here is my the last e-mail that my teacher sent to me. Interesting indeed!

Michael,

Oh... I forgot to tell you before class ended (being so caught up in the moment and all!!!) how much I liked your work on the magazine project. I could help but notice your absolute wonderful sense of patterns and dialogue. The color scheme was - as they say in france - "lightsabre cocksucker blues." Your use of font was dreadful however. You need to develop a sense of continuance and uniformity.

Oh my the time .. Hope to see you then. *isssy kiss. Goodbye sweet.

KH

actually that's the e-mail I wish my teacher would send me. I've had a crush on my last three teachers. I tried "learing" at them, and undressing them with my eyes in class, but nothing's seems to work.

So Monica, what do you like from guys? When they "lear" at you, or when they undress you with their eyes.

I'd like to go to Kansas City someday. I heard my baby is there. I imagine there are many guys with bow ties living there. Kansas City sounds like my kind of city.

the doves are very manchester, which is why they should be dispised with every thing you got. The drugs have been ruining the English for a longtime, and it looks like they've now completely rotted out any thing good in Manchester.

I wanna see Bowling for Columbine also.
Have you heard the Doves? They are so Manchester.

I am working with this teacher, whom with I communicate through e-mail, and I can't understand anything he says most of the time. Here is a sample:

Matt,

I believe that you know of no impediments from the aspect of Blackboard, then I can take care of it with the library staff. We shall have to place a note in the syllabus telling the students to go to the library online in order to access the material.

See you in early January. Have a happy holiday,
Bob C


What? I know of no impediments. Do you hear that folks? Impediments are that which I do not know (Concerning Blackboard). There are no impediments of which I know, that I know of, or at least that he believes that I don't know. Maybe I do know...of impediments, but he doesn't know I know.

I can't wait to meet this guy. And this is just after I learned that another Professor is not mentally right and is frequently quite drunk. Though he is quite a good professor, I hear.