Friday, September 12, 2003

Yeah, Matt, count me in.

I'm looking sexy today people. You should see me. Except I put on a belt that clashes. I need a gay man to help me get dressed in the morning. I'm always late to work because I decide what to wear at the last minute. It rarely works that I throw a good outfit together in five minutes.

Who wants to be my gay man?

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