Matt, remember to hit publish or your posts don't show up.

"I'm a British tourist
And I'm very very rude.
I hate the foreigners
I hate their stinking food.

I don't like French or Germans
Or care for Belgians much
But most of all, most of all
I hate the Dutch!

The Dutch, the Dutch
With fingers in their dikes
They use the wrong side of the road
And ride around on bikes.

They don't have any manners
They don't say "thanks" or "please"
And all they eat is tulips
And stinking gouda cheese."

British Tourist,
John Dowie