What the world needs now is less actors turned politians and more wrestlers turned politicians. What's Mr. Fuji up to these days?

Cardinals clinched their division tonight, 40 1/2 games in front of their arch rivals the Chicago Cubs. Maybe next year for the hapless Cubies.

Will the Cardinals make it pass the Arizona Shilling-Johnson Backs. Probably not, but anything is possible in baseball. Hell, the Cubs won the World Series - even if it was 167 years before I was born.

How bout them south-siders? It turns out that of the 187 White Sox fans in attendence, two of them hated the the Royals first base coach. Mathematical equation: 7% of all White Sox fans in attendence are violent bare-chested catshits who got grief with aging first base coaches. I still think that White Sox fans got more class then any other Chicago Team Baseball fan.

Has anyone seen my Dodger hat?