What the world needs now is less actors turned politians and more wrestlers turned politicians. What's Mr. Fuji up to these days?
Cardinals clinched their division tonight, 40 1/2 games in front of their arch rivals the Chicago Cubs. Maybe next year for the hapless Cubies.
Will the Cardinals make it pass the Arizona Shilling-Johnson Backs. Probably not, but anything is possible in baseball. Hell, the Cubs won the World Series - even if it was 167 years before I was born.
How bout them south-siders? It turns out that of the 187 White Sox fans in attendence, two of them hated the the Royals first base coach. Mathematical equation: 7% of all White Sox fans in attendence are violent bare-chested catshits who got grief with aging first base coaches. I still think that White Sox fans got more class then any other Chicago Team Baseball fan.
Has anyone seen my Dodger hat?
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Friday, September 20, 2002
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