Is the US ready for its first Japanese President - Will the Cardinals win the 2002 World Series? The answer to both of these questions will be answered in a very special episode of Futurama. Or you can take heart in the lyrics of a not-so-obscure band from England: "Smoke Pot, Smoke Pot, Everybody Smoke Pot."
"that's a winner." I got into baseball listening to Jack Buck. If it weren't for Buck, I don't think I would give 3 shits if the Cardinals won the division or finished tied for last with Millwaukee Brewers.
What I remembered and liked about Jack Buck: Jack called it like he saw it, when the Cardinals stunk, he said so. When the Cardinals were great, Jack made them even better.
When the Cardinals won the division tonight, all I could think about was how much I missed Jack Buck and how he would have made the call on Rolen's somesault catch to cinch the title.
Nuff said, bring on the dasterdly Snakes - down with Arizona. (And) forget about the twins - contract the white sox. that towns only big enough for one group of stupid fans.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Friday, September 20, 2002
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