Smiles are contagious! :-D
Humility is like venereal disease. If you have it, you don't talk about it.
Inspiration is like a venereal disease; the only people who don't have one are ugly.
Car crashes are like sexual intercourse. I don't know how exactly, but they are. I think it has something to do with sex, death, orgasms, and God.

Bill Clinton is still doing great work since he left office, like going on talk shows and working to Harlem. Miss him not Joe, for he is still with us.