He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Saturday, September 21, 2002
I remember Bob Costas once saying that fans don't identify with their favorite team's players anymore, but with the anouncers who call thier favorite team. First point to make: Bob Costen is a Cardinals fan, and I'm glad he doesn't anounce for them. Second: Joe Buck needs to follow in Chip Carey's footsteps and anounce for the team that paid for his school lunches while growing up. Why is Joe Buck whoring himself out to ESPN, or whatever game of the week network he's working for now. Thirdly: Al Hrobosky looks at home drenched in Budweiser. Al should take Mike Shannon's lead and start getting loaded during broadcasts.
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