John Ashcroft today denounced female comic book superheroes as being too "busomy, with firm ample behinds." The Attorney General went on to urge popular comic book publishing companies, like DC and Marvel, to draw their male superheroes with "packages that are not so bulging or pronounced."
"The real heroes are the men and women who serve in uniform all across this great nation, not the hard-bodied superheroes that wear skin tight body suits revealing their massive genitalia and oversized breasts and leave little to the imagination," the U.S. Attorney General stated.