How long are taxpayers going to continue to bail out Amtrack and the Post office? This country could do just fine without trains and / or the the mail. I don't know when I saw the train as anything but a physical threat to my automobile, and I don't get the mail half the time because the male carrier in my neighborhood is a drug addict.

In other news, Massive Attack has condemned any military action against Iraq. Massive Attack? Who are those guys, and who elected them the president of France.

Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein recently murdered his 3-year-old son for spilling grape juice on the dictators brand new coffee table.

In a response to recent criticism against U.S. policy against Iraq, Vice President Dick Cheney said, "I will explore all options and all tools at my disposal: diplomacy, international pressure, perhaps MASSIVE ATTACK."

As the White House deliberates what to do next about Iraq, Saddam Hussein has been busy the last 11 years hiding nucleur weapons inside orphanages and pre-schools. The United States has warned the Iraqi President that their new presicion weapons are just capable of blowing up innocent pre-school children, if not more so, then during the Gulf War.

Let the Good Times Roll.