MikeMann I have a fern for you hanging in my living room. Contact me to claim your prize.


Does anybeaver need an extra television and VCR? I have one 19 inch television and VCR in my hall closet that I REALLY want to get rid of. I just want to make sure that they get a good home.

LPS----
As for the subaru... yes I really prefer the outback wagon. I could quite possibly entertain the Impreza (the little hatchback thing)

Oh the JOY!!!
I love "little orange rabbit"'s
Is it true? Is Eric really joining the blog?
After 2 years of denying his destiny he finally gives in?

The blog is your density Eric....... thats right.... your density!!

Welcome, new blogger. To get you started, I'm posting an email you sent me Sunday at 4:25 PM.

"hey!, its my smiley face boo.......

( oh....if only i could be a beaver! )

I know ive shunned it in the past, but ive seen the light. In fact, I envy you all.

I also know youve sent me bogus invitations in the past, and i forgive you. Now will you please, for the love of rocky, send me a proper one! (you chant regret it)

cordially,
Eric

( soon to be known as " little orange rabbit" )


P.S. Im drunk "

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Vice President: John Edwards.

Here's why: "Cheney was also every inch the snarling, hunch-shouldered golem that has made him one of the least popular politicians in recent memory. He seldom looked up at moderator Gwen Ifill, or at the cameras facing him, choosing instead to speak into his own chest for the entire night. Cheney appeared, overall, to cut quite the frightening figure, the dark night to Edwards' optimistic day."

William Rivers Pitt, Cheney's Avalanche of Lies

But Kerry will win because he has more "royal blood" than Bush.
Does royal theory give Kerry edge?
Genealogists call Bush and Kerry kin

I like Little Pink Socks' writing style: It's like poetry with the sudden breaks, ellipses, and capital letters. Plus, the way she puts "quotes" around certain "words" infuses each sentence with "nuance" and extra "meaning".

You guys are killing me with your debate analysis. Why don't we have our own TV show?

Live from Springfield, it's the Wily Beavers.

Now let's hear from our experts...

Did anybody catch the presidential debates? (j/k) I know you guys couldn't peel yourselves away from your t.v.'s last night.
I fully expected to find the blogger filled with nothing but rambling from you politics loving fiends.
I had to work and didn't get the chance to catch the debates. Did anything interesting happen? Did the mud sling in appropriate directions?

Mattie------ are you going to be out tonight?

I want to buy a Subaru Wagon. Keep your eyes peeled for used subaru's in good condition that might come up for sale. PLEASE! I've never wanted anything so badly in my whole life more than i want a used subaru.

Perhaps someday we will have REAL candidates that are neither democrat nor republican.

I heard on NPR that women are voting more for Bush than Kerry because of the security issue.

The woman speaking for all women said, "Social issues don't matter if terrorists have blown up your house."

Opinion taking or opinion making?

The Harvest Moon -- also known as the Beaver Moon -- was named long ago by farmers who relied on its light to harvest autumn crops after dark. Tomorrow night the Harvest Moon will be full and extra-beautiful. Don't miss it!

Watch Out for the Harvest Moon

Two people warned me last week about scratching and spreading the poison ivy/oak/sumac rash I got camping. Those two people are misguided and caused me undo grief. I want an apology.

"Contrary to popular belief, the rash from poison ivy cannot be transmitted from touching the oozing blisters. The rash is transmitted only through the poisonous plant oils themselves."

http://www.ivystat.com/poison-ivy.htm

my father invented toaster strudels. Not YOURS!

I apologize for all the HOT AIR spewing out of my bloghole this morning. I can't seem to get into work mode.

Oh, and one more thing.

They dismiss us as conspiracy theorists, until enough people start to wake up! What function does it serve that only some explore the frontiers of reality, while the rest just believe what their neighbors, parents, and TV tells them?

"While there is no suggestion that Prescott Bush was sympathetic to the Nazi cause, the documents reveal that the firm he worked for, Brown Brothers Harriman (BBH), acted as a US base for the German industrialist, Fritz Thyssen, who helped finance Hitler in the 1930s before falling out with him at the end of the decade."

How Bush's Grandfather Helped Hitler's Rise to Power
Ben Aris and Duncan Campbell
The Guardian U.K.


How's that David Cross joke go? "I have to go to other countries to get my real news. How fucked up is that?"

It wasn't a "new age" site, unless new age is the old age redux. But the East is not like the West. The people of India have the oldest surviving religious culture next to China, so they are still into paganism, idol worship, and the study of "signs", i.e. astrology, I Ching, etc.

It doesn't matter if it is true or not, the choice to believe is yours. Although my god -- the inventor of Toaster Strudel -- wouldn't be very happy if you didn't.

What other "parallels are stunning," other than we both have grey hair now, little pink socks?

Grudge Match

Place your bets. Who will win?

Tony the Tiger vs. Chester Cheatah

LLLLLLLLLLet's get READY TO RUMBLE!