Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Vice President: John Edwards.

Here's why: "Cheney was also every inch the snarling, hunch-shouldered golem that has made him one of the least popular politicians in recent memory. He seldom looked up at moderator Gwen Ifill, or at the cameras facing him, choosing instead to speak into his own chest for the entire night. Cheney appeared, overall, to cut quite the frightening figure, the dark night to Edwards' optimistic day."

William Rivers Pitt, Cheney's Avalanche of Lies

But Kerry will win because he has more "royal blood" than Bush.
Does royal theory give Kerry edge?
Genealogists call Bush and Kerry kin