Thursday, December 15, 2005

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

I was licking jelly off of my boyfriends penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh my god, I'm turning into my mother."

I love you more than bears love honey.
I love you more than jews love money.
I love you more than asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip.
I love you more than than my after-show monster bong hit.

http://www.jesusismagicthemovie.com/
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