I saw some overeager duck feeders at the park the other day. They were gothic looking couple and they were just absolutely pelting these ducks with large chuncks of squished together bread.

The ducks were loving it though. The didn't mind how fast the bread was coming at them.

In other news:

95,638,231 women internationally have engaged in bestiality.
255,035,283 men internationally have engaged in bestiality.
In a train carrying 300 people - 5 women and 12 men are experienced.
At the Hollywood bowl, you will find 261 experienced women, and 695 men.
If your company has 100 people - 3 women and 8 men have had experience.

OK. That's bs. They're just using those stats to make them feel better. A little justification, what not.