I guess that means Kim's not getting me another birthday present. I want the rest of you to spend more money now. Let's make this a bank buster.

My dad called me today to say "happy b-day." We talked about cole slaw for a while.

I told him I hate cole slaw.

I also told him how upset I was with the pope selection.

He told me he hated Catholics.

Sorry about getting canned kim. I'll get you drunk tonight.