Such a cheery blog these days.

I had a bout of the "ideal insomnia" (as James Joyce refered to anyone who finished Finnegans Wake and started reading it again - It's a circular reference with the first sentence starting on the last page and the last sentence on the first, and it's hard to read.) at about 3:30 last night, and I came up with these gems:

Pun: This war sure is keeping a lot of people occupied.

One must look deep inside their heart to see how truly fat they have become.
Sufi Proverb