Here's something: If (and when) you cheat on your girlfriend, it is important to take a shower after the act takes place. And while in the shower do not use any soap or shampoo, and definitely do not wash your ass.
If you come home smelling like another women your busted; if you come home smelling like Irish Spring your also busted. Leave your pits and butt unswashed, so that you come home smelling like you didn't just have sex with someone else.
Now back to your regularly scheduled posts.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Saturday, November 06, 2004
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